27 Quotes/Phrases/Thoughts/Lyrics to live by: #14

Math and I are like oil and water.. 

we just don't get along.. 

I've tried.. for years I have..

but math is just one of those things that I can't reconcile.. 

(pun intended)

I don't know why, ..

but numbers think they have the freedom to swim in my head

thus you even say "Math.." and I tend to say NOOOOOOO... 

So these are all things I wish I would have thought of when I was in Mrs. Langbartels' Math classes.. 
or Mrs. Wests' Pre-Algebra (for the 3rd time).. 
I think they would have appreciated my humor.. but alas, now there's no math tests to copy all these brilliant answers to math's ever repeating problems! 
Enjoy.. 

Soli Deo Gloria
:D